Croquet, but built for 2027.
THE BACKYARD SPORT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. Battle Croquet is a fast-paced, team-based lawn game where players race through oversized gates, smash power shots, and can knock opponents clean off their line. It's croquet redesigned for people who want to have a new game for outdoor activities.
Cornhole and bocce are fine, but they're not competitive. Spikeball and pickleball are great too, but they need a net, a court, and the right conditions. Traditional croquet is actually a brilliant format, but the rules are slow, formal, and designed for a different century.
Nobody's making a premium, competitive lawn game that you can drop anywhere, learn in two minutes, and actually get heated about.
Battle Croquet takes croquet's best mechanic — mallet, ball, gate — and strips away everything that makes it polite. Add obstacles. Add power plays. Add contact. Keep the strategy. What you get is something you can learn in three minutes and play for three hours.
A new sport-format lawn game.
How To Play
Battle Croquet is designed to be instantly understood and strategically deep. Here's how a game works:
What's Included In The Set
Every piece of Battle Croquet is designed to look good, feel great in your hands, and hold up to real outdoor use. This isn't a toy. It's a sport set.
Where and when you can play it
Battle Croquet doesn't need a court, a net, or a flat surface. If there's space to swing a mallet, you're playing. Any season is a great season for Battle Croquet.
The game that makes beach days better.
Cornhole collapses in wind. Spikeball requires firm ground. Battle Croquet plays anywhere — beach grass, park lawn, campsite. The obstacles make it visual from 30 feet away, which means spectators get invested even when they're not playing.
The backyard BBQ party, leveled up.
You've got food, drinks, and twelve people with varying levels of competitive drive. Some want to play hard. Some want to watch. Battle Croquet works for both — the course is right there, the rules take two minutes to explain, and someone always ends up trash-talking someone else by round two.
It plays in December
Snow on the ground, hats and gloves on, kids swinging mallets with full conviction. The carry bag opens in 90 seconds and the course goes down on any flat surface. Cold weather doesn't stop Battle Croquet. It just makes the victories louder.
Tailgates. Lake days. Camping trips. Parks.
The premium carry bag means it comes with you. Flat grass, a bit of space, and any number of players from 2 to a full rotating tournament — Battle Croquet travels as well as it plays.
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Every other lawn game has a ceiling.
Cornhole stops being fun once everyone's good at it. Spikeball is too intense for mixed groups. Traditional croquet is too slow. Battle Croquet is the first game that's competitive without being exclusive, strategic without being complicated, and playable absolutely anywhere.
For anyone who hosts, competes, or wanna have fun.
If you already own a cornhole set, a Spikeball, or a pickleball paddle — Battle Croquet is the missing piece. The game for when you want something that feels like a real competition, not just a way to pass time.
Frequently Asked Questions
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The Backyard Game That Hits Different
Not a croquet refresh. A whole new game — modular, fast, and built around the moments that end up on your camera roll.
Cornhole had its run. Time for something better.
Battle Croquet. The backyard sport for 2027.